The first part says "Happy..."

The banner is hung, the cider is being warmed and spiced, and my costume is ready. It’s Halloween!
What a ridiculous holiday, when you think about it. Ridiculously fun, that is. Who doesn’t want to be someone else, if only for a night? Add some candy into the mix, and it’s a good time. Tonight, we’ve got all the games that make you feel nostalgic, even if you never actually played them as a child. Apple bobbing! Bean-bag tossing! Donut-off-a-string-eating!
I think, I think… it’s going to be a fun night.